Friday, 23 September 2022
Friday, 13 May 2022
R.I.P. Girl Baby Carlos II d/o Eve Carlos
IN MEMORIAM
Girl Baby Carlos II
Born: 25th October 2021
Died: 13th April 2022
Cause Of Death: Massive Brain Hemorrhage Resulting In Seizure After Seizure After Seizure Until Nothing Was Left To Be Squeezed Out From Its Seizure-Spent Body
Eulogy
"Nice touch, Angel Of Death.
Did you improvise
Or were you following orders
Like the good motherf*****g dog you were?"
R.I.P. Whitey Girl Carlos
IN MEMORIAM
Whitey Girl Carlos
Born: July / August 2018*
Died: 5th April 2022*
Cause Of Death: Unknown
Circumstances Of Death: Found Dead On Doorstep Of Neighbor Across The Road One Morning About One Month Ago As Narrated By Said Neighbor Yesterday,13th May 2022.
*[estimates]
"The heart, no matter how many times it gets broken,
Always heals in the course of time, like it or not.
This broken heart of mine, my Whitey Girl,
Shall in time too recover
But for that to happen,
It needs to shed tears of grief and misery
In mourning its loss
Day after day, night after night,
Until the last teardrop finally falls.
My poor Whitey Girl.
Sorry I was not there
To hold you one last time
The day you died."
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Tuesday, 29 March 2022
R.I.P. Big Boy Baby
IN MEMORIAM
Big Boy Baby Carlos
Born: Mid-June 2021
Died: 30th March 2022
Suspected Cause Of Death: Struck In The Face By A Car
Ah, Angel of Death,
It's been a long time.
So, business as usual, I see.
How have I angered the one who sent you, your boss,
You know, he who decides who lives and who dies,
And, not only that, in which manner of death it was to be,
He who has a million ways by which to send you forth
To do his dirty work.
Have a nice day, Motherf****r!
Tuesday, 25 January 2022
Monday, 24 January 2022
Thursday, 23 December 2021
Don't Call Me If You Need A Plumber
Corrective Action
Date of Experiment: 5th January 2022
Aim of Experiment: To Fix The Problem As Displayed Above
Aim of Experiment: To Fix The Problem As Displayed Above
Tools: (i) Adjustable Spanner 1 Unit
(ii) PTFE Thread Seal Tape 1 Roll
Method: Increase thickness of tap threaded section with sufficient amount of PTFE tape so that the tap arrives at the upright position after screwing it in tightly enough.
Method: Increase thickness of tap threaded section with sufficient amount of PTFE tape so that the tap arrives at the upright position after screwing it in tightly enough.
Remarks: PTFE --> Polytetrafluoroethylene, abbreviation.
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