Friday, 13 May 2022

R.I.P. Girl Baby Carlos II d/o Eve Carlos

 IN MEMORIAM

Girl Baby Carlos II

Born: 25th October 2021

Died: 13th April 2022

Cause Of Death: Massive Brain Hemorrhage Resulting In Seizure After Seizure After Seizure Until Nothing Was Left To Be Squeezed Out From Its Seizure-Spent Body

Eulogy

"Nice touch, Angel Of Death.
Did you improvise
Or were you following orders
Like the good motherf*****g dog you were?"



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