R.I.P. Grey Wolf Carlos

 

 

IN MEMORIAM

Grey Wolf Carlos s/o Pretty Girl Carlos b/o Black Panther Carlos

Born: 27th May 2022

Died: 6th October 2022

Cause of Death: Abnormal Abdominal Swelling (As If Pregnant) + Kidney/Liver Complications

Observer View: Untested Weapon Testing By The Lord's Angel Of Death As Far As This Household Was Concerned

Eulogy

Gallantly Fought 

Against The Angel Of Death

For Three Days 

Before Finally Yielding

To The Final Thrust Of His Sabre

M.I.A. Big Boy Carlos III s/o Eve Carlos

 

Date of Birth: 14th March 2022          

Date of Disappearance: 23rd Sept. 2022

Possible Causes of Disappearance:

         (A) Killed By A Car/Civet Cat/Monitor Lizard/ Dog &               Body Disposed Of By Unknown Person/Persons

(B) Typical Male Cat Walkabout Upon Reaching 

Adulthood Usually A One-Way Trip

(C) Taken Away By The Mythical Horses & Chariots Of Israel For Reasons Unknown

A Typical Shopping Trip

 

R.I.P. Girl Baby Carlos II d/o Eve Carlos

 IN MEMORIAM

Girl Baby Carlos II

Born: 25th October 2021

Died: 13th April 2022

Cause Of Death: Massive Brain Hemorrhage Resulting In Seizure After Seizure After Seizure Until Nothing Was Left To Be Squeezed Out From Its Seizure-Spent Body

Eulogy

"Nice touch, Angel Of Death.
Did you improvise
Or were you following orders
Like the good motherf*****g dog you were?"

R.I.P. Whitey Girl Carlos

 IN MEMORIAM

Whitey Girl Carlos

Born: July / August 2018* 

Died: 5th April 2022* 

Cause Of Death: Unknown

Circumstances Of Death: Found Dead On Doorstep Of Neighbor Across The Road One Morning About One Month Ago As Narrated By Said Neighbor Yesterday,13th May 2022. 

*[estimates]

"The heart, no matter how many times it gets broken,
Always heals in the course of time, like it or not.
This broken heart of mine, my Whitey Girl, 
Shall in time too recover
But for that to happen, 
It needs to shed tears of grief and misery
In mourning its loss
Day after day, night after night,
Until the last teardrop finally falls.
My poor Whitey Girl. 
Sorry I was not there 
To hold you one last time
The day you died."

R.I.P. Big Boy Baby

 IN MEMORIAM

Big Boy Baby Carlos

Born: Mid-June 2021

Died: 30th March 2022

Suspected Cause Of Death: Struck In The Face By A Car

Ah, Angel of Death, 

It's been a long time. 

So, business as usual, I see.

How have I angered the one who sent you, your boss,

You know, he who decides who lives and who dies,

And, not only that, in which manner of death it was to be,

He who has a million ways by which to send you forth

To do his dirty work.

Have a nice day, Motherf****r!

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