IN MEMORIAM
Girl Baby Carlos II
Born: 25th October 2021
Died: 13th April 2022
Cause Of Death: Massive Brain Hemorrhage Resulting In Seizure After Seizure After Seizure Until Nothing Was Left To Be Squeezed Out From Its Seizure-Spent Body
Eulogy
"Nice touch, Angel Of Death.
Did you improvise
Or were you following orders
Like the good motherf*****g dog you were?"
IN MEMORIAM
Whitey Girl Carlos
Born: July / August 2018*
Died: 5th April 2022*
Cause Of Death: Unknown
Circumstances Of Death: Found Dead On Doorstep Of Neighbor Across The Road One Morning About One Month Ago As Narrated By Said Neighbor Yesterday,13th May 2022.
*[estimates]
"The heart, no matter how many times it gets broken,
Always heals in the course of time, like it or not.
This broken heart of mine, my Whitey Girl,
Shall in time too recover
But for that to happen,
It needs to shed tears of grief and misery
In mourning its loss
Day after day, night after night,
Until the last teardrop finally falls.
My poor Whitey Girl.
Sorry I was not there
To hold you one last time
The day you died."
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IN MEMORIAM
Big Boy Baby Carlos
Born: Mid-June 2021
Died: 30th March 2022
Suspected Cause Of Death: Struck In The Face By A Car
Ah, Angel of Death,
It's been a long time.
So, business as usual, I see.
How have I angered the one who sent you, your boss,
You know, he who decides who lives and who dies,
And, not only that, in which manner of death it was to be,
He who has a million ways by which to send you forth
To do his dirty work.
Have a nice day, Motherf****r!
IN MEMORIAM Hansel Carlos Born: 3rd June 2023 Died: 26th November 2023 (est.) Found Dead: 28th November 2023 (2330 hours) Probable Cause of...
