Carbon Copy - A Beloved Cat I Was Too Sick To Care For When It Got Sick And Died In 2009

An Odd Couple

There used to be a time when holding a pen or pencil came naturally. Nowadays, as it has been the case for, well,  a long time already, doing so was a conscious effort involving only the thumb and index finger, and a tight grip.
Oddly, the left hand didn't have this problem, only the right, the holding part, that is.

Did The Undisputed King Of Malaysian Fruit Not Smell Like Cat Urine, Or Was it Just Me?

                

                 Durian, The Undisputed King Of Malaysian Fruit

A true story.

I am a cat owner who's familiar with the smell of cat urine which incidentally is strictly not tolerated inside the house, both cat urine or its smell.

One day, many years ago, I came back from my evening run and suddenly detected the strong, familiar smell of cat urine in the kitchen area, or what I assumed it to be. Immediately, I began searching for where it was coming from, usually a puddle of cat urine on the floor somewhere although I can't remember if there were toilet-untrained kittens around at that time that might very possibly have been the culprits responsible.

When I reached the area where the fridge was, I looked underneath for signs of cat urine but found none. Impulsively, I opened the fridge door, and lo and behold, there inside it were durians.

At this point it was clearly an open and shut case and the investigation was pursued no further.

A Prayer

“O Lord, whenever I am celebrating Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, birthdays and so on together with family members or friends and all of us are having a wonderful time, please grant that I may spare a thought and offer up a prayer for all the mothers, fathers, birthday boys or girls and so on in the world in destitute  or less fortunate circumstances who are struggling to survive, let alone find the means or the reasons to celebrate such occasions we normally take for granted lest I become blind or indifferent to the sufferings of the destitute or the less fortunate. Lord, hear my prayer.” 

What's On The Menu

Cat Food

Cat Owner's Food

Lazy Sunday Afternoon Late Hassle-Free Quick Lunch

Ingredients.

Cream of Mushroom Soup … 1 can (any brand)

Bread ... 4-5 slices (any type)

Magnifying Glass … 1 unit

Instructions.

1. Prepare mushroom soup according to microscopic instructions

    on label on back of can with help of magnifying glass.

2. Add bits of sliced bread.

3. Switch on TV and select favorite channel.

4. Enjoy.

50 Reasons Malaysia Will Never Achieve Developed Nation Status

Reason # 1.

The patched up garbage bags you see here are the result of three scavenger attacks occurring within twenty-four hours of having been left next to the garbage bins on the other side of this compound wall, each time resulting in some of their contents being strewn about on the ground after each attack, thus needing re-bagging. They were brought inside where they shall remain until the next time the city council garbage collectors come by which they do thrice a week. Three scavenger attacks and resultant litter-clearing-and-re-bagging exercises are a bit too much for one in the midst of savages to bear.


Reason # 2.

Malaysian Standard Time, as established and maintained by the National Metrology Institute Of Malaysia, http://time.sirim.my/, is not normally followed to the letter in the following instances:

Keeping appointments, reporting for work, etc., etc., etc.

Reason # 3: 

Traffic rules. No one adheres to them except when cop presence is detected, generally-speaking. An undisciplined nation, or a significant proportion of it, is detrimental to national development. For every step forward made towards advancement, the undisciplined percentage of the population causes it to slide ten steps backwards.  Nevertheless, national development is still possible, make no mistake about it, but it's an uphill climb all the way, an uphill climb up a steep slope. Evidently, only a handful of determined patriots will not, like everyone else, give up at some point and look for something easier to strive for.


Reason # 4:

No garbage collection done on public holidays. In places where garbage collection is done three times a week on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays, a public holiday falling on a Friday would result in a garbage pile-up beginning from Wednesday, after the morning's collection, until late Sunday night or early Monday morning, a pile-up of garbage over a four-day period, roughly half of it decomposing leftover food and kitchen waste, and in other households, soiled adult or infant diapers or both discarded along with everything else as well, and if the following Monday was an unexpectedly declared public holiday also, my, oh, my, imagine the collective stink reaching up to the heavens if everybody simultaneously opened the lid of his or her already full garbage bin to add in the day's newly accumulated trash.


Reason # 5:

No faulty traffic light signals repaired on public holidays, leading to highway Russian roulette chances everyone on the road will have to risk taking, for example, over a 5-day period such as the one experienced by Jalan Baru, Prai, Penang, road users from 31st August 2017, Independence Day, to 1st September 2017, Eid Al-Adha, to 2nd September 2017, a Saturday affected by public holiday mood intoxication, to 3rd September 2017, a Sunday suffering from the same disease, to 4th September 2017, another public holiday to mark the nation's overwhelming success at the recently concluded SEA Games.



Reason # 6:

Roadside food / drink / fruit / etc. stalls tolerated by local authorities especially along major arteries resulting in traffic congestion or obstacles caused by patrons parking their vehicles, huge trailer trucks included, by the side of the road however briefly it may be.

(...a work in progress...)