Don't Call Me If You Need A Plumber

 

Corrective Action

Date of Experiment: 5th January 2022

Aim of Experiment: To Fix The Problem As Displayed Above

Tools: (i) Adjustable Spanner 1 Unit

           (ii) PTFE Thread Seal Tape 1 Roll

Method: Increase thickness of tap threaded section with sufficient amount of PTFE tape so that the tap arrives at the upright position after screwing it in tightly enough.

Remarks: PTFE --> Polytetrafluoroethylene, abbreviation.

R.I.P. Olga

IN MEMORIAM

Olga Carlos

Born: Oct / Nov 2020

Died: 28th April 2021

Probable Cause Of Death: Heart Failure

'The Work Of A Jealous God 

Who Couldn't Bear The Thought

Of Being Out-Rivalled

By Such Beauty 

As Found In A Cat'

 

R.I.P. Dimitri

 IN MEMORIAM

Dimitri Carlos

Born: Sept / Oct 2020

Died: 27th April 2021

Probable Cause Of Death: Chronic Feline Asthma

'The Lord Giveth & The Lord Taketh'

[Correct Response: Halleluyah! Praise The Lord!]

[Incorrect Response: Bullsh*t!]

 

R.I.P. Nikolai

 IN MEMORIAM

Nikolai Carlos

Born: Oct / Nov 2020

Died: 24th April 2021

Probable Cause Of Death: Heart Failure

'For God So Hated The World

That He's Begun Killing Off The Cats In This Household

One By One'

R.I.P. Mikhail

 IN MEMORIAM

Mikhail Carlos

Born: Oct / Nov 2020

Died: 23rd April 2021

Probable Cause Of Death: Heart Failure

'For God So Hated The World

That He's Begun Killing Off The Cats In This Household

One By One'

 

R.I.P. Nikita

 IN MEMORIAM

Nikita Carlos

Born: Sept / Oct 2020

Died: 23rd April 2021

Cause Of Death: Childbirth-Related Complications

'For God So Hated The World

That He's Begun Killing Off The Cats In This Household 

One By One'

R.I.P. Tatiana

IN MEMORIAM

Tatiana Carlos

Born: October / November 2020

Died / Went Missing: 20th April 2021

Probable Cause Of Death / Disappearance: Heart Failure

'What Happens When God Turns His Back

On What His Hands Have Wonderfully Made'

Meet The Gang

[left-to-right: Dimitri & Nikita]

[left-to-right: Nikita, Mikhail & Dimitri]

[left-to-right: Tatiana & Nikolai]

[left-to-right: Tatiana & Nikolai]

[left-to-right: Tatiana & Nikolai]

[left-to-right: Nikolai, Tatiana & Nikita]

[Olga]

[Olga]

[Tatiana]

[Mikhail]

[Nikita]

[Dimitri]

[to be contd.]