Tuesday, 16 September 2014

Lazy Sunday Afternoon Late Hassle-Free Quick Lunch





Ingredients.

Cream of Mushroom Soup … 1 can (any brand)
Bread ... 4-5 slices (any type)
Magnifying Glass … 1 unit


Instructions.

1. Prepare mushroom soup according to microscopic instructions
    on label on back of can with help of magnifying glass.

2. Add bits of sliced bread.

3. Switch on TV and select favorite channel.

4. Enjoy.

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