Tuesday, 16 September 2014

Lazy Sunday Afternoon Late Hassle-Free Quick Lunch


Cream of Mushroom Soup … 1 can (any brand)
Bread ... 4-5 slices (any type)
Magnifying Glass … 1 unit


1. Prepare mushroom soup according to microscopic instructions
    on label on back of can with help of magnifying glass.

2. Add bits of sliced bread.

3. Switch on TV and select favorite channel.

4. Enjoy.

Monday, 7 July 2014

50 Reasons Malaysia Will Never Achieve Developed Nation Status

Reason # 1.

The patched up garbage bags you see here are the result of three scavenger attacks occurring within twenty-four hours of having been left next to the garbage bins on the other side of this compound wall, each time resulting in some of their contents being strewn about on the ground after each attack, thus needing re-bagging. They were brought inside where they shall remain until the next time the city council garbage collectors come by which they do thrice a week. Three scavenger attacks and resultant litter-clearing-and-re-bagging exercises are a bit too much for one in the midst of savages to bear.

Reason # 2.

Malaysian Standard Time, as established and maintained by the National Metrology Laboratory, http://time.sirim.my/, is not normally followed to the letter in the following instances:

Keeping appointments, reporting for work, etc., etc., etc.

Reason # 3: 

Traffic rules. No one adheres to them except when cop presence is detected, generally-speaking. An undisciplined nation, or a significant proportion of it, is detrimental to national development. For every step forward made towards advancement, the undisciplined percentage of the population causes it to slide ten steps backwards.  Nevertheless, national development is still possible, make no mistake about it, but it's an uphill climb all the way, an uphill climb up a steep slope. Evidently, only a handful of determined patriots will not, like everyone else, give up at some point and look for something easier to strive for.

(...a work in progress...)

Thursday, 23 January 2014

Vehicles Suitable For Malaysian Roads Versus Vehicles Unsuitable For Malaysian Roads

Vehicles Unsuitable For Malaysian Roads

...Etc. Etc. Etc.


Vehicles Suitable For Malaysian Roads

Type A

Type B

Type C

Type D

Type E

Type F

Type G

Type H

...Etc., Etc., Etc.

Somewhere In A Parallel Universe Far Far Away

Had Malaysia been an English-speaking nation, its national anthem, like America's 'Star Spangled Banner', Canada's 'O Ca...