A Disillusioned Atheist's Guide To Choosing The Right Religion

Ask yourself:

1. Does this religion's God teach you right from wrong?

    (a) Yes   (b) No

2. Does this religion's God show you the way to salvation in the next
     life by good deeds in this life?

    (a) Yes   (b) No

3. Does what this religion's God say will happen come to pass?

    (a) Yes   (b) No

4. Does this religion's God speak to people through prophets with 

     God-like miracle-performing abilities as opposed to mere 
     mortals whatever their exalted  positions in society might be?

    (a) Yes   (b) No

If you have answered 'No' to all of the above, this religion is definitely not for you. 

If, however, you have answered 'Yes' to all of the above, this religion is the right one for you, regardless of whether you intend to honor / fulfill its obligations and requirements or otherwise, as that is what salvation is all about - free will.